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My name is Christina and I'm an 19 year old asshole from Jersey. I'm a perfect special snowflake and I say important words so you should really pay attention to me. I'm not funny at all but sometimes I pretend to be. One time I slept at a train station. In my defense I was drunk.
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“I’m comfortable with my body. It’s funny, actually, I’ve just been having a discussion with the guy who’s directing my new project. It might have a bit of nudity and he said: ‘Just to let you know, if you’re getting naked, no landscaping of any kind. This is the 1940s and you’re playing a Jew.’ I was like, ‘Pretty much there anyway, mate! Not a huge amount of maintenance going on.’ I mean, there’s a little bit, obviously, for courtesy. This is way too much information, but I don’t like girls with nothing down there either. It freaks me out. You have to have something, otherwise it’s fucking creepy.”
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"I love coming here because I’m not intimidated by any of these guys."
overheard at the jew frat last night
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