January 2012
54 posts
Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
Devon Banks though
Jan 27th
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Discussing Arrested Development with actual people
Meredith: You know how there's like those psycho crazy Arrested Development fans
Me: Yeah... like me
Meredith: No no these guys are actually crazy like SO crazy
Me: Yeah... no yeah that's me
Meredith: Oh... so you know what I'm talking about
Me: ...yeah
Jan 27th
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I can’t wait to get my wisdom teeth taken out because maybe then I can lose all the weight that I gained over break and also painkillers
Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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A List of Things My Mom Loves More Than She Loves...
Super Mario Galaxy 2 for the Wii Potato wedges from KFC I’d go on but I think this list is sad enough already
Jan 25th
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I never should have gotten a tattoo because now the only thing I want is another one HELP
Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 20th
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I’d love to stay and chat but I’d really rather be memorizing Edgar Allan Poe’s wikipedia article because why not
Jan 20th
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Jan 19th
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A thing that my brother actually said
Me: Are you sure?
Matt: Yeah, pretty sure... but if I'm wrong, I wouldn't be surprised.
Jan 19th
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Jan 18th
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Jan 18th
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Jan 17th
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Jan 17th
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Jan 16th
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Jan 16th
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I fully believe that my worth as a person is determined by how long my hair is.
Jan 15th
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Jan 15th
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Jan 15th
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“I want to seduce Will Arnett.”
– Me
Jan 15th
Jan 14th
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Sometimes I purposely don’t dress weather-appropriate because I want the weather to change according to my clothes.
Jan 14th
Jan 13th
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Jan 13th
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Jan 13th
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Jan 12th
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Jan 12th
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Jan 12th
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Tina: Here chug this.
Me: What is it?
Tina: A loko.
Me: I can't chug a 4loko...
Tina: I can, see watch!
Jan 12th
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Jan 11th
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Jan 11th
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Jan 10th
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Jan 10th
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Another one of my favorite things: blaming everything on Meg, especially when she’s not around to defend herself. “Someone ate all the chocolate from the tub of Banana Split ice cream? FUCKING MEGAN!”
Jan 9th
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Jan 9th
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Jan 9th
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Jan 9th
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Jan 8th
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“50 Cent did not disappoint. He ordered a grapefruit soda. The waiter brings him...”
– Aziz Ansari on Letterman last night, explaining his spotting of 50 Cent at a restaurant in NYC (via bu-girls )
Jan 8th
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Yeag its offuivciall….. Killim several bottles of wine at Em’s house is my new number #1 fave
Jan 8th
Jan 6th
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Jan 5th
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Jan 3rd
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After we say the same exact thing...
Bella: Hahaha
Bella: Roommates for a reason!
Bella: Mostly cause they assigned us together
Bella: But kinda cause we're so alike!
Jan 3rd
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The one good thing about this New Year’s Eve… it was fucked up enough to continue in my long streak of Repressed Holidays
Jan 3rd